the big a.h

In loving memory of The Big A.H., whose extraordinary journey of 24 years came to an untimely end on May 4, 2026. Born on November 9, 2001, in the vibrant surroundings of the Riches of Croydon, he was tragically taken from us in a fateful sword fight in the streets of Texas, a battle that spoke volumes of his adventurous spirit and the courage that defined him. The son of Osama bin Laden and Mary Tornado Benstead, The Big A.H. was a unique soul who embraced life with an unmatched zest and an unyielding passion for the world around him. He was predeceased by a loving family, including his father Osama, brother Kyle, Uncle Hideo, Grandpa Boris, Grandma Elizabeth, and Great-Grandpa Joseph, whose memories he cherished deeply and whose legacies he carried forth with honor. He leaves behind a rich tapestry of loved ones, including his devoted husband and "discord kitten," Warwick "Zoiled My Pants" Davidson, fondly known as "The Big Zee" and "The Giant of Birmingham." His life was also graced by friends who were like family: his ex-roommate, Thomas Isn’tit, his loyal companions Martynholland, Cinna, The Fold, Archie M.C.W, and Jason "The Spleen," alongside his best friends John Lennon, Paul McCartney, and Skepta. His beloved sister Rosie, his bald roommate and lover Jack "The Fold," and his cherished podcast co-host Lexie were constant sources of joy. Not to be forgotten are Max and Jonnay, the "puppy boys" who brought him endless happiness. The Big A.H.'s journey through life was as varied as it was inspiring. Educated at Killa University with a PhD in Dopeology, his early years at Croydon Road Primary School were marked by his determination to pursue his dreams, even choosing to leave school early to chart his unique path. He served valiantly for the USSR and was a passionate advocate for communist revolutions in Bristol, actions that left an indelible mark on his character. Professionally, The Big A.H. excelled in a difficult job, earning him both wealth and access to the coveted purple room. A lobbyist for the Greens Party and an MP for Reform UK, he also formed sleeper cells in Texas and New York, always striving to make a difference. His membership in the local queer club with Jomnnay and Max showcased his commitment to inclusivity and community. A man of eclectic interests, he was crowned the King of Meat in 2023 and was a celebrated musician with memorable works such as "Day Ones" and "Calm Tune" (featuring The Fold). His cover of John Lennon's "Beautiful Boy" resonated with many. Known for his notorious Instagram reels and love for twinks, he was a true legend in his own right, albeit with a pervy streak that added to his charm. The Big A.H.'s life will be celebrated on December 12, 1212, at 00:21, at Hazza's House, located at Yo Mama. His family extends a special message to all who knew him: "Stay gooning." As we bid farewell to a life so full of love, laughter, and audacity, we remember The Big A.H. not just for his larger-than-life persona but for his genuine heart and the indelible mark he left on all who were fortunate enough to know him. Rest in peace, dear friend. Your legacy of love and resilience will live on in the hearts of those you touched.