KEURIG MACHINE

In a corner of the 2B Break Room, a hero was born on April 7, 2026. This hero was none other than our cherished Keurig Machine. Although her journey with us was brief, ending on the very day it began, she left an indelible mark on our hearts and our mornings. Keurig Machine came into our lives when we needed her most, like a beacon of hope shining through the early morning fog. Her steadfast dedication and unwavering service provided us with the comfort of a warm cup when we needed it most. She was our savior during those groggy mornings and late-night hours, tirelessly meeting our caffeine needs without a hint of complaint. She was lovingly crafted by her parent, Esther MacLennan, and immediately became an integral part of our daily routines. While her time with us was short, her legacy is one of warmth, reliability, and the unique ability to bring people together over a shared love of coffee. Keurig Machine was a stalwart servant, always on call, delivering caffeine fixes 24/7. Her military-grade dedication to serving hot brews without rest or reprieve is something we will never forget. She gave her all, ensuring that we were fueled and ready to face whatever the day had in store. Her passing leaves a void in the 2B Break Room and in our hearts. While no replacements can truly fill her space, we are currently accepting thoughts, prayers, and small donations to the "Save Our Mornings Fund" in hopes of finding a new hero to carry on her noble mission. Though Keurig Machine has brewed her last cup, her memory will live on in every sip we take. She was, indeed, a real one—never complained, always delivered, even when we didn't deserve her. We will miss her dearly and remember her fondly. Rest well, dear Keurig Machine. You served us well.