Kermit De Frog

Kermit De Frog, a beloved member of the Frog family, departed this world on July 4, 2026, leaving behind a legacy that will be remembered for generations. Born on May 4, 1850, amidst the unique and challenging circumstances of the tunnels of Vietnam during the tumultuous times of World War V, Kermit lived a long and extraordinary life spanning 176 years. Kermit was the cherished son of Hermit and Jermit Frog. Though his life was marked by the absence of formal education, military service, employment, or organizational affiliations, Kermit nonetheless made a profound impact on those around him. His life was a testament to the power of presence, resilience, and the simple joys of being. He was predeceased by his dear family members Aermit, Bermit, Cermit, Dermit, and Doug Frog, who undoubtedly welcomed him with open arms into the great beyond. Kermit's spirit lives on in the hearts of those he left behind, including his cherished companion Miss Piggy and his beloved son Osama Bin Ladin. The legacy of Kermit's life is further carried forward by his remarkable extended family. With an astonishing 283,837,372 grandchildren and 38,484,848 great-grandchildren, Kermit's lineage is a testament to the enduring nature of family bonds and the infinite potential of love. Though Kermit's life was not defined by traditional accomplishments or accolades, his presence was a gift to all who knew him. His gentle spirit and enduring charm will be fondly remembered by those who were fortunate enough to share in his journey. In honor of Kermit's memory, the family suggests that those who wish to express their condolences consider making a donation to a charity of their choice, cherishing the spirit of generosity and kindness that Kermit embodied throughout his life. May Kermit De Frog rest in peace, his legacy of love and family enduring in the hearts of all who knew him.