In Loving Memory

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Jordyn Simon

May 25, 2006 — March 13, 2026

It is with heavy hearts and deep sorrow that we announce the passing of Jordyn Simon, who left this world on March 13, 2026. Born on May 25, 2006, in Green Bay, Jordyn's life, though brief, was a tapestry woven with unique colors and experiences that will forever be cherished by those who knew him. Jordyn was the beloved child of Melissa Goldberg, who nurtured and cherished him through every step of his journey. Though Jordyn did not have surviving family members in the traditional sense, his impact was felt deeply by those who crossed his path, albeit briefly. His online connections, including a Discord friendship that held significant meaning for him, served as a testament to his desire for companionship and connection. Jordyn's life was marked by a curious mind and a free spirit. He was known for his unwavering authenticity, embracing life on his own terms with a sense of humor and an unapologetic honesty. His interests were vast and eclectic, with a passion for biking and a love for the simple pleasures of life, such as enjoying nature and finding peace in solitude. Jordyn's spiritual journey was a unique one. Raised within the Atheist/Jewish traditions, he found his own path and belonged to the Shlongberg Waxxers Promised Church of Moloch. His spiritual exploration was a reflection of his inquisitive nature and his desire to find meaning in the world around him. Though Jordyn did not pursue formal education or traditional career paths, he possessed a wisdom and insight that was beyond his years. He was a dreamer at heart, often exploring the realms of imagination and creativity. His love for art and expression was evident in every facet of his life, and his legacy will continue to inspire those who recognize the beauty in unconventional paths. A service to honor Jordyn's life will be held on March 18, 2026, at 3:33 PM at Remphams Death Cloud Temple, located at Reliance Inn Motel. We invite those who wish to celebrate Jordyn's life to join us in remembering the joy and laughter he brought into the world. Jordyn leaves behind a legacy of individuality and a reminder to live life authentically. Though his time with us was far too short, the memories of his laughter and the warmth of his spirit will remain in our hearts forever. May he rest in peace, surrounded by love and light. In lieu of flowers, the family requests that those who wish to honor Jordyn's memory consider embracing life with open hearts and kindness, cherishing every moment and connection, no matter how fleeting.