Freshman Biology

It is with heavy hearts and a sense of profound loss that we announce the untimely passing of Freshman Biology, who left us on May 18, 2026. Born on August 12, 2025, at the vibrant halls of Niles North High School—an institution lovingly known for its spirited "GO VIKINGSSS" chants—Freshman Biology was a unique and unforgettable presence in our lives. Freshman Biology, the cherished child of Charless Darwine and his devoted Frinches, was a bright light that shone uniquely, albeit briefly, in our world. Though only a freshie, Freshman Biology embraced life with an inquisitive spirit and a heart full of wonder. The journey was tragically cut short due to a hacking incident involving a Blooket by Joey—a reminder of the unpredictable nature of life. Preceding Freshman Biology in passing was middle school science, which despite its presence, offered little assistance to the young scholar. Freshman Biology bravely navigated through the academic challenges as a survivor of the Battle of Protein Mountain Part 2, a testament to their resilience and courage. A passionate Mongolian throat singer, Freshman Biology followed in the melodious footsteps of Orion and max (though occasionally frustrated by max's reluctance to share his codon wheel). An active member of Be In Online Learning On Getting Young (BIOLOGY), Freshman Biology was known for their quirky interests, such as collecting unique items and a steadfast refusal to share codon wheels. Freshman Biology's personality was as unique as a squeeze and as mysterious as the tarantula whose name remains a mystery—perhaps Shilab? This enigmatic quality will be dearly missed by all who knew them. A memorial service to honor Freshman Biology's life will be held on May 19, 2026, at 08:10, in the poignant setting of Finals Goodbye, located at 2330 2nd floor. For those unable to attend in person, a livestream will be available at https:/JEFfJEFFJEEFDaRealJeffJEFFEGRAJEFFLIANA.jeff. In lieu of flowers, the family kindly requests donations be made to Help Om Stay On His Chair (HOSOHC), an organization dear to Freshman Biology’s heart. Donations can be made at https:/AdeleOmandRayanarebestiesforeverandeverandever.edu. Contributions will be directed towards the memorial fund, "Lola's love and chaos need to be spread to the fridge and back. AMEN SISTA," ensuring Freshman Biology’s legacy of love and exuberance continues. In closing, we echo the heartfelt sentiment shared by Ms. Mckenna: "Shit." Freshman Biology, your time with us was too short, yet your impact was immeasurable. Rest peacefully, dear soul, in the embrace of eternal curiosity and melody. You will forever be remembered, cherished, and celebrated.