
In Loving Memory

Colton James Mcanaly
July 7, 2010 — September 10, 2025
He was the toss around school slut, and we all miss him. His loose ass and placid penis will be fondly remember by friends and family. We have hired Saul Goodman to work on his gangrene case, and hopefully one day he will end up alright, looking up at us forever.